Anonymous asked: would you like to tickle my pickle?;)

Send it in the mail and I will tickle it for 5 minutes.

Anonymous asked: wwow you and your tentacles friend are obsessed with anime or something? i find that very sexy. are you gals single?

My tentacles friend is in a committed relationship with a human and I am as lonely as a lonely possum.

Anonymous asked: nerdy and fat? and chinky hah

Wrong answer. Anime fans can look like me, Barack Obama, a llama or anyone else for that matter.

rnedia:

i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun

iamyourburden:

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

Hannah! Your post is on my dash! I’m impressed

this is… the greatest moment of my life….^

southernstoner420:

Goku was never too bright.

when i turn the volume up 2 notches, it’s too loud. when i turn it down 2 notches, it’s too quiet. but i don’t want to turn it up or down 1 notch ya feel me

i just had a hard lemonade i think im drunk call the rehabs

Anonymous asked: you dont look like someone who watches naruto

What does someone who watches Naruto even look like?

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

yungspic:

u know he dead