being sick is weird like I haven’t left the house in 48 hours but I have a perfectly good excuse for it??
u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99
if i was a werewolf id call myself “a dog person” and cackle maniacally when people misunderstand me
yeah now I’m sick and it sucks
I’M GETTING SICK THIS IS TERRIBLE CALL THE AMBULANCES CALL THE POLICE
- Lady #1: So breastfeeding means your baby will be smarter than babies who drink formula?
- Lady #2: Yeah
- Lady #1: Then why were cavepeople so stupid?